found this from pantography and i love the funk
i just found out where the saying “don’t drink the kool aid” comes frm and now i am scared to drink kool aid
Today was sick
if you ever think you’re awkward when asking someone out, remember that there’s this guy
do you wannafucking date me or something you faggot
If I’m not asked out like this at some point, I will be very dissappointed.
Do you want to do something where you get unlimited access to the D and stuff?
i feel like i just read a future conversation of me trying to ask some one out.
streching your legs is better than sex
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”
this really hurts